Thursday, June 2, 2011

How to Remove FaceMoods

I installed something the other day. I don't remember what it was. I think it was a download manager or something. I carefully unchecked all of everything as to not install any garbage and I still ended up with FaceMoods completely taking over every browser I use other than SeaMonkey.

There are certain steps you must to take to fully remove FaceMoods from your computer.

I thought uninstalling the toolbar from my computer, deleting all of the add-ons, and resetting all my home pages would be enough, but I was wrong.

There are simply too many steps needed to completely obliterate FaceMoods from your system, so instead of putting up a tutorial of my own, I'm just going to link to somebody who has already put up an absolute version:
http://deletemalware.blogspot.com/2011/04/remove-facemoods-uninstall-guide.html

Simple Steps for completely removing FaceMoods:
  1. Uninstall from computer in Control Panel.
  2. Reset all homepages in all browsers.
  3. Uninstall all FaceMoods add-ons from all browsers.
  4. Change Default Search Engine and Delete FaceMoods as an option.
and then read this just in case you (or I) missed something:
http://deletemalware.blogspot.com/2011/04/remove-facemoods-uninstall-guide.html

p.s. FaceMoods isn't a virus. It's just annoying. Stupidly annoying.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

how to add a line break to your cell in excel

I'm guessing that a thousand monkey's on a thousand computers could have wrapped this dilemma up in a couple minutes, it took me closer to ten.

All I was trying to do was make this: Before Breakfast
Look like this: Before
Breakfast

I tried pressing enter, I tried holding down the spacebar, I tried a bunch of clicking and pressing and ctrl+ and shift+ and blah blah blah blah blah before finally stumbling upon alt+enter.

Pressing enter by itself just takes you to the cell below.

If you want enter to work the way it works everywhere else, you need to hold the alt key and press enter. Pretty simple, but really annoying if you're as dumb as I can be.

How to add a line break to your cell in excel:
  1. Place your cursor where you want the line break to existing.
  2. Press alt+enter.
  3. Smile.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

How to cook the perfect baked potato...

...and boiled potato. and microwaved potato.

How to Cook a Perfect Baked Potato:

I don't really know what qualifies a baked potato as perfect or why you'd need a baked potato to be perfect, but if that's what you're looking for, your best bet is to cook your potato from 350 to 425 degrees for anywhere from 40-90 minutes.

The truth is, the perfect baked potato only exists in your mind. Experimenting with temperatures and cook times in your own home is the only way to find out how to make your perfect baked potato. As the old saying goes: One man's perfect baked potato is another man's....

While that may not be all that helpful, from my searches across the web, there are a few certainties I've discovered when it comes to baking potatoes... these certainties are:
  • Bake your potato at 350 degrees or more.
  • Bake your potato for at least 35 minutes.
  • If you are cooking other things with your potatoes, your potatoes will take longer to bake.
  • Tinfoil is optional.
  • Poke your potato to find out when it is done.
That's pretty much it. Experiment and you will find your perfect potato, it may take months, but it will be worth it in the end.

How to Cook the Perfect Boiled Potato:

Here are the most basic instructions for boiling a potato...
  1. Clean your potatoes with a brush and some water.
  2. Cut off any hardened or dark spots.
  3. Peel your potatoes (unless you are planning to bake them after boiling, in which case leaving the skins on is a good idea) and clean them again.
  4. Place potatoes in pot.
  5. Cover potatoes with one inch of water.
  6. Add salt (1 teaspoon per quart of water in pot)
  7. Boil
Now that you know how to boil potatoes, it's time to figure out how much time it takes to get a perfect boiled potato every time.
  • Small potatoes take 10-15 minutes.
  • Medium potatoes take 20-25 minutes.
  • Large whole potatoes can take 35-45 minutes.
The times above are based on whole potatoes of that size. If you cut the potatoes into pieces before boiling, the times will correspond with how large the pieces are.

Watch your potatoes while boiling so they don't boil over and check every 5 minutes or so to make sure they aren't turning to soup.


How to Make the Perfect Microwaved Potato:
  1. Clean potato.
  2. Poke holes in potato to prevent explosions.
  3. Put potato in microwave.
  4. Cook for 5 minutes on high.
  5. Eat.
It's very important to poke holes or the potato will go boom.

You can also experiment with the time as well, since we all don't own the same microwave. Your microwave might be able to do in 3 minutes what my microwave can accomplish in 5. Who knows right? Only you.

Happy Potatoes.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

How to create a Wikipedia Random Page loading bookmark

  1. Go to Wikipedia.org and bookmark it.
  2. Open your Bookmark Menu and right click the Wikipedia bookmark and choose Properties.
  3. Change the location (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page or something) to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Randompage (I've only tired the English version but I'm guessing it works for all languages)
  4. Click bookmark
  5. Enjoy

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

how to remove empty folders from your computer

go here:
http://www.jonasjohn.de/lab/red.htm

download the tool.

run it.

it's that easy.

it says it's not compatible with vista, but i have vista and it worked for me.

i ran it through a folder than had over 3000 folders inside and it picked out all of the empty folders with ease.

pretty much the most amazing tool ever.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

How to remove Windows Media Player items from the context menu

I hate when programs add stuff to the context menu (right-click menu) that I don't want to be there.

I always spend more time figuring out how to remove the context menu items than I do using the program (an exaggeration, but not much of one).

The Windows Media Player context menu items can include the following:

"Add to Now Playing List"
"Add to Playlist..."
"Add to Sync List"
"Add to Burn List"
"Add to I'm sure there are others"

This is how you remove that stuff for good:
  1. Click on the Start Menu
  2. Click Run (or use the search area)
  3. Type in regsvr32 /u wmpshell.dll
  4. Click Enter

Step 1-4:



The aftermath:




*Notice* - it should be noted that doing the following will also cause your files to not open immediately when you double-click them. You'll be taken to the default program screen. And that's a whole new pain in the behind. The "play all" option on Vista folders won't work either.

So if you later want to restore, follow the same instructions but enter regsvr32 wmpshell.dll instead.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

how to uninstall lightscribe

how to uninstall lightscribe

Open the Lightscribe folder and look for an installer package labeled LS_HSI. Double-click/run the LS_HSI file. That should get the job done.

You can also use a program like CCleaner to remove it.
  1. Open CCleaner.
  2. Click Tools.
  3. Click Uninstall.
  4. Search for Lightscribe.
  5. Select it.
  6. Click Run Installer.

Friday, September 3, 2010

how to download youtube videos

how to download youtube videos

2010 is coming to an end and people still don't know how to rip videos from youtube. I've seen tutorials that make no sense and tutorials that force the user to install pirated software to get the job done. There are many ways to rip videos from youtube... here's how I do it.

1. Install firefox.

2. Go here and install the videodownloadhelper add-on.
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/3006/

3. Restart your browser.

4. Go to the youtube video you want to download.

5. Download it using the newly installed videodownloadhelper add-on.

how-to-download-youtube-videos-tutorial
  • When you open the youtube video page, you'll see the icon light up and animate.
  • Click the down arrow beside the icon and choose the what quality you want to download the video in. Sometimes there's 1 option, sometimes there's 5 or 6.
  • Once you've selected the video quality, a dialog screen will open and you can select where you want to save the video.
  • Click save and you're wait.
  • When the video is done, use VLC or something and watch that video like there's no tomorrow.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

How to upload more than 5 images at a time to blogger

How to upload more than 5 images at a time to blogger

Blogger only allows you to upload 5 images at a time. This is a big time hassle if you're trying to upload a ton of pics. To get around it, just add the Drag Drop Uploader add-on to Firefox.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/2190/

Once added you just:
  • open the folder with the images you want to upload
  • highlight the images
  • drag the images into the upload images box
  • click the upload image button
With pictures:

1. Open folder and highlight images.

upload-pics-blogger

2. Drag and drop into blogger image uploader.

upload-pics-blogger

3. Click the upload image button.

upload-pics-blogger

*Note*

The Drag Drop Uploader tool works with all sites, but I've only seen it go over the max number of photos in Blogger.

how to get your recycle bin back on your desktop after you have deleted it in windows vista

how to get your recycle bin back on your desktop in windows vista

It seems pretty stupid, but I recycle my recycle bin right off my desktop at least once every two months, and I always forget how to bring it back. So I go on a Google search and waste at least three precious minutes of my valuable time figuring out how to get it back. That time wasting ends today.

Here's how you get your recycle bin back after you've deleted it:
  1. Right-click on your desktop and select personalize from the menu.
  2. Click the change desktop icons menu option in the upper-left corner.
  3. Check the recycle bin box.
  4. Done.

And now with pictures:

1. Right-click on your desktop and select personalize from the menu.

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2. Click the change desktop icons menu option in the upper-left corner.

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3. Check the recycle bin box.

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4. Done.

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